Copying Ubisoft

Companies that aren't even in the video game industry will soon be copying Ubisoft's DRM tactics with Always-Online style requirements.

Book companies will require customers to call their Book Rights Management (BRM) centers and read the book out loud to the BRM representative. This must be done in a quiet, sound proof room to prevent others from having the experience of the book and therefore breaking copyright laws.

Movie studios will push to have webcams installed on every TV in America which connect to their Movie Rights Management (MRM) departments. Representatives will use the webcams to see how many people are watching the movie. This will prevent large groups of people from seeing the movie, and in effect, reduce the need for more DVD purchases. If someone new walks into view on the webcam, the movie will stop until the viewer shows a credit card to the webcam. Babies who walk into the room will be charged only half-price.

Restaurants may or may not begin charging for smells that leak into the noses of potential customers. These smells are essentially demos for the food, but not all companies want to offer something for free. Potential charges for smelling food as a person walks buy a restaurant could begin around 5 to 10 cents per smell. And if a person lingers and gets a good whiff of the food inside, restaurants will have that person arrested for theft.

Discrimination Against Samurai

Personally, I find this offensive.

CSI: Rapture

7 Bizarre Ways Zombies Can Kill You Suddenly

1. A Boomer vomits in your face and you swallow the bile by accident.
2. You get your pop culture mixed up and you try to throw water on a witch.
3. You're at Wal-Mart in the middle of the night and you mistake a Spitter as a casual shopper.
4. You tried to take a picture of yourself with a zombie with your cell phone.
5. You thought you were safe because there is a typewriter in the room.
6. You're driving your Pruis down the road and notice a zombie in the back seat. Instead of hitting the brakes and getting out, you call 911 to see if a cop will get in front of you and slow you down.
7. You stood still when the zombie came after you because you were waiting to be told to hit "X"