7 Bizarre Ways Zombies Can Kill You Suddenly

1. A Boomer vomits in your face and you swallow the bile by accident.
2. You get your pop culture mixed up and you try to throw water on a witch.
3. You're at Wal-Mart in the middle of the night and you mistake a Spitter as a casual shopper.
4. You tried to take a picture of yourself with a zombie with your cell phone.
5. You thought you were safe because there is a typewriter in the room.
6. You're driving your Pruis down the road and notice a zombie in the back seat. Instead of hitting the brakes and getting out, you call 911 to see if a cop will get in front of you and slow you down.
7. You stood still when the zombie came after you because you were waiting to be told to hit "X"