10 under-appreciated things about John Marston

1. John Marston was the first to use gps in the wild west.
2. He forced evolution on the Buffalo. They didn't survive.
3. He loves animals so much, that if he accidentally runs over a dog while on his horse, he loses as much honor as if he killed a policeman.
4. John Marston can swim. It's just that the thousands of pounds of grizzly hide he's carrying in his pants pockets make him sink to the bottom.
5. John Marston is just a good ol' boy, never meanin' no harm.
6. His chilvary extends to ladies who have been dead for months.
7. He's so stealthy, people still call him by his name while wearing his bandana and they don't know it's him.
8. Time stands still when his hand is on his revolver.
9. John Marston's wife calls him "John Marston."
10. John Marston's rides into foreign lands are so epic, this song plays throughout the desert: